my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much
Teacher: Can I see your homework?
Me: Haha no way loser do your own
|mom:||don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot|
|me:||fire cannot kill a dragon|